In case anyone needs further proof that I am a boy mom, I overheard this conversation in my car a few days ago. Warning, it is sooooooo gross!
"E, I'm going to bite your butt!"
"That's ok, because I haven't wiped my butt in a really long time, so you will be eating my poop!"
Oh my gosh! SERIOUSLY???????????? Where on earth do boys learn this stuff? And why is grossing out your mom so very funny?